Among the aged duffers and ragged families running around the Land of Low-Lactose Milk and Honey Butter that is the SanDestin Beach Resort, the SEC is having a little meeting.
The Prophet chose to reply to recent charges by the Philistines in Miami that he may have violated NCAA rules on saying hello to recruits on alternate Tuesdays between April 15th and May 29th except in leap years... you get the point.
Meanwhile, reporters took the opportunity to ask about what color trunks he'll be wearing for the big fight with Leslie. Orson provides his own take on how it will go down. (Imagine explicit lyrics sticker here) We'll be waiting on the t-shirt so we can be properly attired for that special night in November.
There was other news about kickoff times and networks... nothing that will be important 1000 years from now.
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